This Independence Day, I traveled
to Great Falls and celebrated with nine of my twelve
grandchildren. With ages ranging ten to one, it is a
loud gathering sans the traditional pyrotechnics.
God help us when this clan gets old enough to place
explosive devices “on level ground, light fuse and
get away.”
We arrived around midnight on July 3rd; I rolled out
of bed at daybreak on the 4th and went upstairs to
start the coffee. I poured my first cup and quietly
studied the refrigerator and the kitchen counter
which were target rich with information regarding
the lives of my seven descendants. Surrounded by
fingerprints, the refrigerator door held a summer
schedule explaining weekly chore rotations and the
daily agenda. I noticed nap time was between 12:30
and 3:00, so I made a mental note not to miss nap
time. The violin and piano practice number chart was
nearly filled with numbers and initials. In spite of
my advanced degree; I could not clearly decipher
their meaning. I surmised more than two mini-Kimmels
played the violin and apparently all were actually
practicing.
On the counter next to the refrigerator was one
loose leaf paper containing a message scribbled in
pencil. Though it was but 12 words, it told me more
about my family than all the other artifacts
combined. “Dear Mom,” it began. “Please can I go to
the party if I do extra chores? Love Mae.”
Evidently, Mae had been fighting the lead rope of
adolescence, so her mother suspended Mae’s
privileges of attending both the Great Falls Fourth
of July Parade and the picnic afterwards. Mae may
have been obstinate in the heat of battle, but her
resolve waned as she watched her six siblings
preparing for the weekend’s festivities.
Mae was granted clemency and allowed to attend the
picnic if she performed every new chore on her
list—the parade was still a no-go. With everyone
headed to the parade, I volunteered to stay back and
supervise Mae and I was under orders to not make
things fun. I agreed, opened my laptop and tapped
out this column occasionally glancing over my
reading glasses at Mae flitting from chore to chore.
Over the next two hours, she finished, folded and
put away the laundry before pulling a chair up to
the kitchen counter where she snipped the stems from
the fresh spinach her Nana would later use in a
salad. We spoke little. The sentence was just, the
clemency was just, and a lesson was learned. Raising
children is a participatory event requiring a
dedicated mother and father. Some lessons will
sting, but the best parents are those who will
endure the short-term pain for the long term
gain—nowhere should government enter the equation
and this brings me to my point.
The American people would never willingly trade
freedom for collectivism so the left can only
advance their ideology through deceit or force.
Today’s remarks concern deceit. Claiming tax policy
can stabilize the earth’s climate, or forcefully
emptying one man’s wallet so as to fill the wallet
of another has the benefit of stimulating the
economy, are leftist lies I have beaten incessantly,
but unfortunately not to death. However, the lie
which infuriates me most is the claim children
actually belong to the collective and a recent
example of government parenting comes from Surprise,
Arizona.
A little five-year-old kindergartner named Eric
lowered his pants on the playground. Whether Eric
hails from redneck ancestry and possibly was
watering the grass behind the playground equipment
was never stated. Regardless, Eric found himself in
the assistant superintendent’s office where he
signed a confession he had committed sexual
misconduct—this school district has a zero tolerance
policy on sexual misconduct. This red-mark is now
part of his education record and likely because of
common core, it will be a data point he will
electronically carry the rest of his life. For
brevity, I will set aside the fact for Eric to be
charged with sexual misconduct he had to have known
whatever he did was sexual in nature—in case you
missed it before, Eric was five years old!
Now to the part which makes me spit nails. Eric’s
parents were never told of the offense, confession
and consequences. The logic being, they were only
parents and because the children belong to, and are
best reared by the collective, mom and dad need not
be included in the loop. Keep this story in the back
of your mind when you hear Montana Governor Steve
Bullock speak glowingly of his pre-K indoctrination
program. The goal of a leftist utopia is a
population of minions with great self-esteem, just
smart enough to follow orders, but too ignorant to
think themselves. Their mission is nearly
accomplished.
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