It was the late ‘70s and yesteryear’s ruling
class demanded increasing taxes and regulation so as
to prevent the planet’s plunge into another ice age.
I was warmed knowing the elites cared so
The Pass Creek Road along Wyoming’s Big Horn
foothills was a 20 mile, ten-foot deep snow trench
which drifted shut every night.
We fed cows on paths plowed through the
drifted pastures and travel outside these
established lanes was impossible.
Our four Skidoos would have proved useful,
but they had been hiding behind the barn for so long
they were impossible to start.
In desperation, my younger brother, Blaine,
pulled their carburetors and dumped all four in a
During a Bronco game, he dutifully
disassembled them into dozens of tiny pieces making
perfect mental notes as to which screw went where.
Like a liberal, his intentions were honorable
and all was well until Wednesday.
After grinding feed, Blaine
unhitched the feed mixer and it crashed onto his
foot thereby smashing his little piggy who had roast
Apparently, this was painful.
I do not remember a trip to the ER, but
someone must have taken him to town because the
living room was soon awash in crutches, bandages and
Opiates dull more than just pain sensation
and Blaine quickly lost the ability and interest to
reassemble the four carburetors.
Over time, the bucket of parts was lost and
all four snow machines were eventually re-homed.
I could use one today as we are experiencing
the same catastrophic weather pattern as we did in
This brings me to my point.
Several years ago, global warming
prophets warned snow, ice and glaciers would soon be
extinct in the northern hemisphere.
This winter, much of Russia, Europe and the
US have shattered decade’s old records for snow and
cold; a truth completely contradicting the
hypothesis man’s carbon emissions are warming the
Heavily indoctrinated snowflakers will not be melted
by logic because the climate change moniker enables
them to reflexively hype every weather event as
proving the earth is getting hotter, colder, wetter
and drier. To
leftists, the solution is always greater regulation
and taxes, but here is the truth:
Recent satellite data shows earth’s
temperature in 2016 and 1998 to be nearly identical
and claims of record warmth can only be demonstrated
after NOAA and NASA cook their books.
man’s carbon emissions, it is the fake news of
collectivists which is warming the planet.