Let’s
talk about the esophagus; an organ I’ve yet to
address in this column. About 15 years ago I was
called to treat an aged, toothless, mare choked on
sugar beet tailings. Apparently, a Ford pickup
filled with sugar beet tops was mistakenly parked in
the corral with this old mare. The sweet taste was
irresistible and for about three hours this horse
ate like a kid sitting in a wheelbarrow of gummy
worms. When she was so full she could no longer
swallow or walk, the owner called for assistance. I
hopped in my pickup and zipped over to see the mare.
Amazingly, her stomach and esophagus were so stuffed
with beet tops she could not move. She froze like a
saw horse, and I quietly shook my head and thought,
“There is no way to fix this. The esophagus is not
amiable to surgery; especially in a mare nearing her
thirties.” The mare’s owner was a very nice, but
distraught, young lady. I explained the hopelessness
of trying to dislodge the choke, thinking she would
understand euthanasia was our only option. She
didn’t, and she asked me to try. So I did.
I sedated the mare, snaked a stomach tube up her
nose and began lavaging and massaging the mare’s
esophagus. No luck. One hour and two bloodied
nostrils later, I decided we had asked this poor old
mare to suffer enough and I more forcefully
explained to the young lady, “We can’t save this
mare. The esophagus and stomach are packed full and
are near rupture. This is hopeless. We should put
her down.”
Either she didn’t, or she refused to understand, and
she meekly offered, “Maybe we could give her some
salt water.” I shook my head in disbelief and
wondered where exactly she wanted me to put the salt
water. The only open port to the digestive system
was under the tail and it was probably full of beets
too. Our approach would never fix this situation, so
simply doing more of the same was insane, and this
brings me to my point.
Montana’s legislature is tasked with finding the
silver-bullet to cure the DUI problem. Twelve
legislators have spent 18 months hunting for the
answer and nearly 20 different bills have popped
from the hopper. Implementing each bill is supposed
to create the magical combination of higher fines
and longer jail time to make DUI yesterday’s
problem. They will fail because they are simply more
of the same futile solution we attempted 15 years
ago. If something isn’t working, doing more of it
does not lead to success. Unfortunately, politicians
fearing the “soft on DUI” label, dutifully support
every single bill which remotely appears to be tough
on drunk driving. As a result, the cost to taxpayers
grows to astronomical levels. For example, on Friday
we heard HB299 making the third DUI a felony
complete with 13 months in prison. The price to the
taxpayer is a massive $48 million over ten years; an
expensive exercise in futility.
Montana leads the nation in DUI fatalities and the
Department of Corrections spent $167.3 million in
2010 taking a bite out of crime. Obviously, we need
to approach this from a different perspective—hence
my support of Attorney General Steve Bullock’s 24 /
7 Program, HB106. (For readers who disregard my
opinions as hopelessly partisan, please note Mr.
Bullock is a Democrat and I am a Republican. I will
reach across the aisle anytime they offer a
constitutional solution not requiring me to empty my
wallet.)
The 24 / 7 program is the out-of-the-box solution
which amazingly shifts the responsibility of DUI to
the individual offender. (South Dakota has used this
program since 2005 with phenomenal success.) For the
cost of $4 per day, second DUI offenders report to
law enforcement at seven o’clock each morning and
evening to blow in the tube. If they remain dry for
the length of their sentence, they continue working
and supporting their families and communities. Blow
wrong once, or miss a test, and they go to jail.
Offenders with a 10th, 12th or 127th DUI are a
different beast entirely, and the goal of 24 / 7 is
to stop the DUI death spiral at number two. We can
either do this…or give DUI offenders some salt
water. Which would you swallow?
Authors note: Our entire criminal justice system is
a failure and repeat DUI is merely a symptom of a
greater problem. Readers wishing to challenge the
conventional wisdom should google the C.S. Lewis
paper “The humanitarian view of punishment”.
Caution: This writing is not for the faint of heart
as you will question things previously accepted as
fact. Read it. It’s great conversation fodder while
you are waiting for a heifer to calve.
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