“I have a complaint,” Mrs. Smith
began. “You declawed my cat, Tommy, and now the
claws have grown back.”
“Well, occasionally scar tissue grows that looks
like a deformed claw,” I offered. “Bring your kitty
to the clinic and I’ll take a look.” I pulled
Tommy’s record and it indicated he was declawed
eight years ago. “This is odd to see a complication
this far down the road,” I thought to myself.
One hour later, Tommy and Mrs. Smith stormed into my
clinic and Mrs. Smith appeared more agitated than I
had anticipated. “I am not happy these grew back and
I am not paying to have this fixed,” she blurted. As
I examined Tommy’s toes, Mrs. Smith began reciting
Tommy’s life history; how she rescued him from
someone who abuses cats and nursed him back to
health before someone snuck into her yard and stole
him to use in science experiments. “It’s a miracle,”
she said. “Six years ago Tommy was stolen and I
opened the garage door this morning and he walked
right into the house just like he had been here all
along.”
I nodded politely as I quietly pressed on each paw
to extend Tommy’s perfectly normal claws. “This is
odd,” I mumbled, “These claws aren’t scarred at
all.”
“You did something wrong or the claws wouldn’t have
grown back,” Mrs. Smith snarled in response. I
studied Tommy’s chart. We had neutered and declawed
an orange tom cat eight years ago so I rolled Tommy
to his belly and lifted his tail. Suddenly, there it
was; the answer. This wasn’t Tommy, this was Tammy;
the imposter whose tail I held was a spayed female,
while the cat we declawed before, had been a male.
Immensely happy to answer the mystery I blurted,
“This cat is a female and the one we declawed was a
male, so obviously this is a different cat.”
Mrs. Smith snapped her head and glared at me.
“Listen here sonny, don’t you dare tell me I don’t
know my Tommy when I see him,” she barked as her
face flashed fiery red. Her head began slowly
rotating 360 degrees as her green tongue shot out as
if snatching imaginary flies. Then she became
hysterical.
“I am in a battle of wits with an unarmed person,” I
thought to myself. “She isn’t trying to con me; she
actually thinks this is Tommy.” In my mind I quickly
searched for the first exit off this crazy-lady
highway that wouldn’t confuse her with logic.
Finally I surrendered and said, “I will re-declaw
Tommy and I won’t charge you a thing.” Mrs. Smith
had already sucked ten minutes from my day, so
wasting another ten minutes in surgery seemed cheap
compared to receiving additional abuse in the exam
room. If she thinks this is Tommy, then it is Tommy;
delusional people unhinge when exposed to reality,
and that is today’s point.
This same denial hysteria is sweeping through those
in the climatology community who prostituted
themselves into promoting the theory that man’s
emissions of carbon dioxide are warming the planet.
Their fraud has been revealed.
In late November, hackers released e-mail
correspondence between Phil Jones, head of
England’s, University of East Anglia’s, Climate
Research Unit, and other worldwide climatologists.
(These e-mails are available to public scrutiny
through the Freedom of Information Act, but such
releases are typically “sanitized” before opened to
the public.)
For years Dr. Jones and others have colluded to
advance the mythical theory of man-caused global
warming. Data refuting their position was never
published in peer-reviewed journals while supportive
data was paraded to the forefront. Now we have
learned all the raw data they used to develop their
computer models has been dumped; only “adjusted”
data remains. Very simply, and ironically, global
warming climatologists cooked the books. This is a
scientific fraud of historic proportion.
Hackers figuratively lifted the tail of the global
warming tom cat to prove it was a spayed female.
Man-caused climate change is a myth. Unfortunately,
people promoting the socialist agenda of carbon
cap-and-trade are in a pickle. Actor Ed Begley Jr.,
one of Hollywood’s greenest elites, was recently
interviewed by Fox News Anchor Stuart Varney,
concerning these e-mails. During the interview, when
Mr. Begley became hysterical and his face flashed
fiery red, I shouted to my trophy wife, “Hey, I’ve
seen this before. Now his head will pivot and his
tongue will turn green.”
Most of the socialist state run media has ignored
this fraud and instead report the true crime was the
invasion of the e-mail privacy of the
climatologists. President Obama is still headed to
Copenhagen to sign US sovereignty over to the UN
under the guise of a global climate change treaty.
You readers that know the difference between a tom
cat and a spayed female know the cash-for-clunkers
program, heavily subsidized green electricity and
biofuel programs, compact fluorescent light bulbs,
and carbon sequestration technologies are now proven
to be just another waste of billions of tax dollars.
The entire green-economy is based on a fraud and the
hope-and-changers who advocate its development are
simple con men.
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