“Grazing
cattle on federal lands is nothing more than welfare
for ranchers,” Al said hoping to raise my hackles. I
smiled and said nothing as I knew there would be a
better time to respond. One month later there was.
It was the second year of Double Rafter Cattle
Drives and Al’s group of Moen sales-reps, plumbers
and builders joined our fledgling operation. It was
the third day out, and after 12 miles climbing the
rocky Little Horn Canyon, our leads crossed the
river and were making the final, steep, climb into
the grassy meadows of the lower parks. I was with Al
and several others in the drags, leading the last
string of pack mules.
This quarter-mile climb out of Robinson Crossing can
be intimidating and the 100 yard stretch at the top
is nicknamed the “beaver slide”. I can’t recall ever
seeing any sliding beavers; it is far too steep for
such wildlife recreational activities, but
regardless, we trail cattle up it.
Let me give you some background: Al is an
accomplished horseman, cowman, and All-American
salesman. His talents are not limited to the
marketing of just plumbing fixtures and he is
equally adept at selling you a saddle, the horse
under it, a pickup and trailer to haul it, and your
very own cow to chase across the pasture. Al is a
living, breathing, walking, free-market enterprise
in a cowboy hat. Since it takes a big horse with a
big heart, and a small brain to pack an entire
enterprise, Al brought his own horse, Chili. This
chestnut gelding perfectly fit the above
description.
High strung horses like Chili, can get antsy as they
trot up the steep canyon trail and then spot the
open park at the crest of the beaver slide. Their
only thought (if they are capable of thinking) is to
charge to the top. When you put such a
coiled-spring, equine athlete behind 30 tired cows
and calves you have the recipe for a disaster.
Nearing the slide, Chili was lathered and prancing
sideways up the single-file trail. Al checked the
reins and Chili began spinning in place. The sound
of Chili stomping around the downfall heightened the
excitement for those of us who knew what was coming
next. The cows ignored it all and continued
plodding.
Because Al and Chili disappeared behind a tree, I
couldn’t see exactly what happened, but the sound of
crashing timber, tumbling horse flesh and cursing
was fantastic. Suddenly Chili, now rider-less, burst
from behind the tree and galloped up the slide. Al
staggered into view as he gripped a tree branch to
keep from rolling to the bottom of the canyon. With
his cowboy dignity crushed in the mishap, Al began
climbing the beaver slide on all fours.
I crested the top about the same time our
sweat-soaked hero stumbled out of the timber.
Seizing a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I rode up
as Al huffed and puffed to catch his breath. “So Al,
how cheap would this welfare grass have to be before
you would trail your cows up here?” I quietly asked.
(It is so easy to be mouthy when you are mounted and
the object of your prodding lacks the oxygen to
stand upright.)
“You couldn’t pay me to run my cows up here,” Al
gasped, giving the perfect real life example of the
free-market establishing true value. Grass is worth
$2.00 per animal unit on the mountain and $20.00 per
unit in the valley because you rarely flip your
horse over backwards trailing cattle on leased
flatlands in the valley.
Other than the analogy to economics, I told you this
story because it is the only time anyone in Montana
history, came out on the top side of Al. I knew my
lead would be temporary and I wanted the event
recorded in print. So here it is, now back to
politics.
The current administration is attempting to destroy
the free-market and replace capitalism with
socialism. Because AIG, Citibank, GM, Chrysler and
Bank of America have accepted taxpayer bailout
funds, the Obama administration is assuming control
of their operations. President Obama’s new Pay Czar
has declared these company executives will take a 50
to 90 percent pay cut. Before you cheer, answer me
this:
What is the difference between the above and the Pay
Czar deciding all farmers receiving CRP payments or
ranchers grazing cattle on federal lands, will also
take a pay cut? (Setting aside the fact many farmers
and ranchers are already destitute and have no fear
of pay cuts.) How about all you new college grads
with a fresh degree and thousands of dollars of
taxpayer-guaranteed student loans? Will the Pay Czar
send you on a ten year stint in the jungles of South
America before he allows you to return home and earn
a paycheck?
What is good for the goose is good for the gander,
and there are millions of American ganders who are
about to learn Obama’s recipe cooks more than just
the goose. Read the US Constitution and tell me by
what authority the federal government can dictate
how much a citizen may earn. It is not in my copy,
but apparently President Obama sees it in his.
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