As a child I lived a
privileged lifestyle, not because I had parents and
family who cared about me, mostly because I grew up
a country kid. When I was eight, we moved from the
plains of eastern Montana to the family homestead on
East Pass Creek at the foot of Wyoming’s Big Horn
Mountains. On Pass Creek, I had the luxury of living
one-half mile from Slack School; the proverbial one
room country school of western fame. With the added
enrollment of me and my two brothers, we bloated
Slack to just over a dozen first through sixth
graders.
Education was different in 1965. We said the Pledge
of Allegiance at the start of each day and a prayer
before we tore into our lunch boxes every noon.
Everyone had school chores and the sixth graders
were responsible for shoveling the stoker full of
coal and hauling ashes out to dump on the driveway.
Dang, I wished I was a sixth grader because they
used the neatest square nosed shovels I had ever
seen. (In 1965 the ACLU hadn’t contaminated the
foothills of Wyoming so we didn’t realize we were
being abused. We thought we were normal.)
As this was the grade school where my father began
his studies, I had heard numerous stories about
school in 1938. As he always walked the half-mile to
school as a kid, I thought I should do the same. So
I did. (In all honesty, it was uphill in only one
direction, it was only snowy in the winter, and I
did have two socks.) To make good use of my idle
time plodding back and forth to school, I had a
stash of rusted tin cans in the brush patch at each
end of my route. When I wasn’t kicking gravel off
the bridge into the creek to scare the fish, or
sliding my metal lunch box up the icy winter roads
pretending I was bowling, I was kicking a can up the
road. Today child psychologists might offer such
can-kicking is a good stress-management technique
which allows adolescents to properly channel
negative thoughts about poor body image and
self-esteem…whatever that means. (I did it because I
was bored.)
I told you that story to show what it is suppose to
mean to “kick the can down the road”; an old phrase
making resurgence in today’s political lexicon.
Today, politicians parenthetically “kick the can
down the road” to avoid the responsibility of doing
the right thing and instead let someone in the
future correct their mistakes.
The entire progressive movement is built on the
pyramid scheme that citizens will never fully
understand they have been gifted goodies paid for
with their own tax dollars. Unconstitutional
freebies like Obamacare, Medicare Parts A, B and D,
Medicaid, Social Security and seemingly endless
unemployment benefits are promised and by the time
Americans realize they have been snookered, the can
will have been kicked so far down the road it will
be impossible to bring it back. (Can kickers are
bipartisan, hence the Medicare Part D inclusion.)
Montana, just like every state in the union, (plus
the union itself), is in dire straits economically.
Rather than actually cutting government, politicians
nearing the end of their terms will use amazing
accounting gimmicks to make budgets appear balanced.
Moving $18.5 million of the coal tax trust fund (TSEP),
which by law is to be used for local infrastructure
projects, and temporarily using it to balance
Montana’s general fund is a perfect example. Doing
such will kick the can a solid two years down the
road so in 2012 retiring politicians can pack their
boxes and leave all while claiming Montana was one
of two states whose budget was in the black when
they turned off the porch light. Politics is such an
honorable profession.
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