Prior to my marrying my high school
sweetheart, my older brother, Dana, offered this
advice. “Training a wife is like training a dog.” I
would have completely ignored his wisdom because at
the time he was a rider in our mountain cow camps,
so was on the path to perpetual bachelordom.
However, he did have a very well trained dog, Cody,
so he just might have an inside angle to a good
marriage. Over the years I have successfully trained
several dogs, but the outcome in training the trophy
wife is yet to be determined. The fact she has never
left me to ride for some other brand is testament to
my soft approach to the training process. If Druann
ever reads this, she will kill me, so I’ll focus on
dogs in the remaining column.
To be the top dog, the number one rule is never give
a command you are unable or unwilling to immediately
enforce. If you do not have control over your canine
while he is on a leash, it is foolish to think you
will control him when he is sprinting through the
brush. I painfully remember several pheasant hunts
ruined by dog owners unfamiliar with rule number
one. Here was the scene: We parked our pickups on
the edge of an un-harvested grain field stuffed with
rooster pheasants. My friend opened the two kennels
in his rig and his two professionally trained
Labrador Retrievers rocketed to freedom. At speeds
faster than a shotgun blast, both dogs ripped into
the field and began flushing pheasants. The owner
chased them screaming the command “kennel, kennel”
as if he fully expected the dogs to suddenly have an
epiphany upon hearing his voice and return to the
pickup. They never did. As dozens upon dozens of
roosters safely took flight over the far horizon, I
quietly banged my head on the hood of my pickup
wondering why I kept subjecting myself to this
insanity. This same rule regarding the senselessness
of issuing commands you have no ability, or
intentions, to enforce also exists in politics;
especially in the international theatre, so I will
jump to my point.
Once again, America finds herself negotiating from a
position of weakness, figuratively screaming
“kennel, kennel” to foreign entities deaf to empty
threats. No longer are we the world’s sole super
power, so third rate dictators thumb their noses at
President Obama while he draws meaningless lines in
the sand. Seizing the golden opportunity of
America’s pacifist ineptness, Russia recently
invaded Ukraine; a scene glaringly similar to their
invasion of Afghanistan in 1980. Those were the
Carter years; another time where America wielded the
sword and shield of appeasement. Interestingly, the
Olympics served as a stage prop in both 1980 and
today in 2014. With the Russian invasion of
Afghanistan, President Carter called for a boycott
of the Summer Games to be held in Moscow and 62
countries honored his request. Learning from
history, Putin postponed invading Ukraine until
after the closing of the 2014 Sochi Olympics.
Should we militarily engage in Ukraine? I think not,
but our options are few at this point. Would things
have been different today on the world stage had on
September 11, 2012, President Obama launched a full
force military rescue on Benghazi when Ambassador
Stevens came under attack? Absolutely! Had the
terrorists been sent straight to the gates of hell
compliments of American firepower the entire world
would realize we will enforce any command, anytime
and anywhere on the face of the earth. Instead we
let the desperate, final SOS call from two of
America’s finest fall on deaf ears all while
officials in Washington DC concocted an elaborate
ruse this situation was due to an anti-Muslim video.
When you couple the blame-America-first attitude of
this administration with the March 26, 2012 off-mike
whisper from President Obama to Russian President
Dmitry Medvedev to “tell Vladimir I will be more
flexible” after winning re-election, is it any
wonder the Russians view the United States as a
paper tiger? Just like the post-Carter era, America
so needs a principled leader who truly loves our
country.
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