My fondest memories of childhood were snow days, as
blizzards too dangerous for school busses were
perfect for country kids on snow machines.
It was the 1970s and progressives warned
western capitalism was destroying the ozone layer
and triggering a new ice age.
I ignored the hype because snow days were
As the earth cycled out of the snowy ‘70s into the
balmy ‘90s, the leftists flipped to global warming,
but most of the little people missed this flip-flop.
In 2006, Al Gore warned we had but 10 years
left to adjust tax policy so as to cool the planet.
This prediction became problematic as the
earth neither warmed nor cooled since the late ‘90s.
Rather than sheepishly retreating,
collectivists rallied behind a new, all-encompassing
battle cry called climate change.
This launched the first of their two prong
attack advancing Marxism as it could be too hot, too
cold, too wet, too dry, too windy, too smoky, or too
clear and still fit the climate change moniker.
Now to the second prong.
Winter storm Jonas recently blanketed Washington,
D.C. leaving east coast school kids adrift in snow
was likely a record snow event, but we will never
know as the official recording device at Reagan
National Airport was lost in the blizzard.
Meteorologists improvised and reported an
official 17.8 inches in contrast to two other nearby
airports recording unofficial levels of 29.3 and
The truth remains elusive.
Where and how the snow is officially measured
dramatically affects the data, so these D.C.
meteorologists strived for accuracy; an honor code
absent in National Oceanic and Atmospheric
Association (NOAA) scientists. In late 2015, the
NOAA published a study simply erasing earth’s 15
year hiatus in global warming.
If the data does not support your hypothesis,
just lie about it.
Leading scientists, most veterinarians and at least
four dentists agree climate change is a snow job.
However, America’s king is charging forward
with his Clean Power Plan to purposely cripple our
nation’s economic engine.
Forcing citizens out of the workforce and
onto food stamps creates dependency and to Marxists,
dependency is nirvana.
Someday union coal miners will make the
connection between decades of voting for Democrats
and the progressive loss of their jobs—a cause and
effect much more repeatable than the mythical link
between greenhouse gasses and climate change.
In the end, the unwashed always pays for
ruling class snow jobs.