Many years ago I examined a German
Shepherd named Baby who stuck herself in a bit of a
pickle. The door to a storage shed in her backyard
was left ajar on an exceptionally boring summer
afternoon, and while curiously exploring the shed,
she managed to stick her head through the center
hole of a 16-inch steel rim and tire. Evidently, she
imagined there was something wonderful hiding inside
the rim, so she stretched harder and harder until
finally “pop,” her head was through. Now what?
Baby’s owner came home, looked in the backyard and
noticed her doing a headstand in a Goodyear
Wrangler. She was uncertain how long Baby had been
in this predicament but it was long enough she was
through the panic phase of the performance and had
resigned herself to the fact this was how life would
be from now on.
The owner sprinted to the backyard and lifted the
tire. As would be expected from man’s best friend,
Baby was happy to have company and she wagged her
tail. Numerous attempts were made to lubricate
Baby’s head with butter, motor oil, and soap, but
her head was stuck. Obviously this dog needed the
professional assistance of either a veterinarian or
a tire man, so she and her tire were loaded in the
back of a pickup and driven to my clinic.
Baby arrived looking well-oiled and windblown but
happy. (It is great being a dog; complete strangers
walk up and scratch you behind your tire.) I had
seen this syndrome before so I folded the patient’s
ears back against her neck and slipped off the rim.
I was happy, the owner was happy, and Baby was very
happy.
Here is my point: This dog had a great life in her
own backyard but curiosity prompted her make a life
altering mistake. Americans are about to make an
equally devastating mistake by throwing away the
world’s best healthcare system for the imaginary
goodie of socialized medicine. Baby did it out of
curiosity; we are being instructed to do it.
Socialists in Congress and the Whitehouse are
encouraging us to figuratively stick our heads
through the free-healthcare hole. “There is
something good on the other side,” they coach,
although none of them will stick their heads through
the hole. The program they advocate is just for the
little people; member of Congress and the Whitehouse
retain the privileged healthcare of the ruling
elite.
The House version of this monstrosity is 1990 pages
long and costs $1.055 trillion dollars. It is being
promoted as deficit neutral, which is a bit of a
stretch. It adds nothing to the national debt
because taxpayers fund the entire thing with
immediate new taxes. Benefits don’t begin until
2013. Here comes another Ponzi scheme.
Just like Social Security, where young workers pay
the benefits of the retired, the healthcare scheme
relies on the same transfer of wealth. The big
difference and it’s a big one, under the healthcare
Ponzi scheme the aged are expected to die. Yup, the
death panels made the cut and are in the bill,
although they prefer to be euphemistically referred
to as “end of life counselors.”
This plan is from the same thinkers that labeled the
Cash-for-Clunkers program a resounding success
although they wasted $24,500 taxpayer dollars for
each $200 clunker. You Americans expecting another
government freebie must realize you are nothing more
than a pawn being manipulated to create dependency.
Once government controls healthcare they control
every aspect of your life. They will dictate what
you eat, drink, and smoke, where you live and work,
how you drive, what you weigh, how much you
exercise, and how many guns you own. You either do
as they say or you will be thrown under the bus.
Just like Baby discovered once her head was stuck in
the hole, there is no turning back once your neck is
locked in the yoke of an oppressive government.
This madness will never end and I am tired of
writing about it. I can think of a hole I would like
to stick all 1990 pages of this legislation.
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