“Sucking
hind tit” is a common slang phrase. It refers to the
fact a nursing sow’s teats closer to the squealing
end of the pig are greater producers of milk than
the rear ones. Hence, when you are “sucking hind
tit” you are not getting your fair share of
something. Let me explain.
A nursing sow in a farrowing crate is a biological
marvel; she eats, drinks, and sleeps in one place
without ever putting down the remote or getting off
the sofa. (Insert your favorite mother-in-law joke
here.) With a chain of eight teats up each side, she
efficiently converts the protein of her ration into
milk to grow the mini-pork chops nursing each
nipple. As long as she is properly fed, our little
bacon strip factory hums right along. If you pull a
few piglets away from their breakfast bar they
squeal and scamper back to the closest nipple—hence
the popular political analogy comparing a lactating
sow to the federal treasury. Now, we are going to
leave our momma sow and piglets while I jump to the
next subject.
On Friday I introduced HB321, legislation
“nullifying the federal endangered species act (ESA).”
President Nixon blessed America with this
unconstitutional decree in 1972. It sailed through
Congress with bipartisan support, garnering only
four negative votes. (Hence, my innate opposition to
any legislation billed as bipartisan; it’s generally
slaps taxpayers on both cheeks.) No act has choked
economic development or shifted regulatory control
to the central government more than the ESA. To a
Marxist hell-bent on destroying American capitalism,
this is their nuclear warhead. Actual success
stories of the ESA are limited to a handful of
species. However, advocates always retreat to the
fall-back, unarguable position, “Imagine how many
species would be extinct had we not done anything.”
(Similar logic was used when evaluating the American
Recovery and Reinvestment Act and all the jobs it
saved.)
My argument against the ESA was this: The Tenth
Amendment clearly states “powers not delegated to
the United States by the Constitution…are reserved
to the states.” Nowhere in the Constitution is the
power enumerated for the federal government to
define the type and number of species permitted in
the various states. Therefore, the ESA is
unconstitutional and it is Montana who should make
endangered species decisions within her borders.
This sounds simple enough, but here is where the
other shoe drops.
When sovereign states nullify unconstitutional
federal law, Uncle Sam coercively jerks all federal
funds associated with said nullified act. As such,
the federal government threatens to pull $357
million from Montana’s DOT, $54 million from the DEQ,
$29 million from the DNRC, $22 million from FWP, and
$472 thousand from the Department of Ag, yearly for
perpetuity. This 500 million dollar reduction would
eliminate nearly 800 jobs from state government and
during the public hearing, panicked state department
heads scrambled for funding excuses like baby pigs
hunting an open nipple.
If this seems draconian, consider this: Money from
the federal government originates from the
taxpayers, so essentially they are bribing us with
our own money. Granted, Montana, like 32 other
states, is considered a welfare state because we
receive more federal funds than we pay in taxes.
However, once you pencil in the freebies from the
Bush bailouts and the Obama stimulus plans, the true
number of welfare states approaches 50. How is this
possible for all these states to receive more in
benefits than they pay in taxes? Simple really; it’s
all a fraud because it’s all debt. Congress spent
$1.5 trillion more last year than they collected and
our national debt has passed $14.4 trillion, so they
are actually bribing us to adhere to the ESA with
debt to be shouldered by our grandchildren. What a
gimmick.
Now, let’s get back to our momma pig. Every state
program is scrambling for a cash nipple.
Figuratively, our nursing sow is being fed corn
borrowed from China. Unfortunately, she is
developing mastitis and her production is
plummeting. Department heads are squealing for any
available teat, and given the sad state of the old
sow, they will even “suck hind tit” just to fund
things a few more years. Like all the other 50
states, Montana will keep nursing until the old sow
either dries up or dies. Most elected officials are
timid and lack the self-discipline to make the
really hard decisions and step away from the nipple.
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