Year’s ago I read a story in
Readers’ Digest about a young college student
sitting for his final exam in a philosophy class. (I
can’t remember exactly, but since it’s my column,
I’ll call him Bob.) It was an essay test and each
student was allowed one pencil, one blue-book, and
three hours to compose the answer to one single,
yet-to-be revealed, question. Each student’s final
grade rested on their ability to critically convert
the semester’s lessons into the written word. The
rules were simple; fail this exam you fail the
class. Bob sat silently as the door closed and the
professor scrawled the exam question across the calk
board, “What is courage?”
He fidgeted nervously as he stared at his twenty
blank pages while everyone else in the room
frantically assembled their thoughts into words.
Their pencils scratched along like they had
memorized War and Peace and they were busily
regurgitating page after page of the famous novel.
Bob sat. Writers’ block is a debilitating syndrome
and Bob was badly infected. Thinking it might help
to make the motion of writing, he printed the title
“What is courage?” at the top of page one. Bob sat
and stared some more. He moved his coffee cup from
the left side of the desk to the right; maybe that
would help. Suddenly, as he wondered why neon lights
purposely make such a loud annoying buzzing sound, a
brilliant idea ricocheted into his mind. Bob grabbed
his pencil and on the line directly below the title,
he boldly printed, “This is!” He signed his name,
strode to the front of the room, dropped his
blue-book essay exam on the desk in front of his
professor, and marched out the door. Amazed by how
fast he had finished his exam, his classmates and
professor quietly stared in disbelief as the door
swung shut behind him. He received an “A”.
(Obviously it had to turn out this way. If Bob had
received a “C” or an “F” it wouldn’t have been
printed in Readers’ Digest, and I wouldn’t be
mentioning it now.) I told you this story so you
would understand three incidents where elected
officials showed true courage last week in Montana’s
legislature. Let me explain.
Presenting any bill before a legislative committee
can be nerve wracking. You stand in the middle of
the room before 20 elected legislators and present
your case knowing everything you say is being
video-taped. Seated behind you, are dozens of
citizens preparing to either support or destroy you
depending on the subject matter. If you are carrying
a bill establishing useless things like the
declaration of an official state pancake or state
lullaby, the hearing will be warm and fuzzy. Carry
something of substance and the reception isn’t so
friendly. On January 18th before the House Judiciary
Committee, Rep. Derek Skees’ (R-Whitefish)
legislation eliminated two seats in the Montana
Supreme Court, dropping the number of justices from
seven to five. His reception wasn’t warm, fuzzy or
friendly.
Fearlessly, Rep. Skees stepped to the microphone and
passionately argued his position. “I know there are
no supporters behind me and the opposition will be
intense,” he declared. No matter; he stood like a
rock—and he was correct in both predictions. At the
conclusion of his hearing, attorney and Judiciary
Committee Chairman Ken Peterson (R-Billings) chided
him in a manner more fitting the cross examination
of a child molester than the questioning of a fellow
elected official. Regardless, Rep. Skees never
flinched.
On January 20th, Rep. Champ Edmunds (R-Missoula)
fearlessly stood before the House State
Administration Committee, and presented legislation
to move the cut-off date for voter registration to
30 days prior to elections. As many elections are
determined by less than a dozen votes, bussing
masses of uninformed voters to the polls can
dramatically affect the outcome. Rep. Edmunds’
proposal was attacked ferociously, yet he too stood
like a patriot.
Finishing the week, Rep. James Knox (R-Billings) was
suffering back pain in committee Friday afternoon.
He drove himself to the hospital expecting pain
medication and muscle relaxants to offset an injury
he received in a car accident the previous December.
Instead of prescribing opiates, doctors ran a couple
tests, knocked him out and then put a stent in one
of his coronary arteries—at least that was the
facebook posting he made at 11:23 that same night.
Representative Knox is not only the type of guy who
drives himself to the emergency room with a heart
attack, he is the kind who would have snaked the
stent up his vein and returned to the committee
hearing had they not rendered him unconscious and
taken his clothes. (Taking your clothes and wallet
is a collection technique used to improve the
probability patients will cough up their co-pay upon
dismissal. It’s hard to negotiate with hospital
administrators when they are fully clothed sitting
behind the counter and you’re naked and standing in
the hall.) His website reports he expects to vote
from his hospital bed on Monday. Talk about
protecting fellow patriots by throwing yourself on a
hand grenade, Rep. Knox is giving his all for the
cause.
Watching Representatives Skees, Edmunds and Knox it
is obvious—being a public servant isn’t all fat
steaks and whiskey.
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