The rules
were pretty simple when I was a kid; we were not to
curse. You could occasionally get by with a one word
slip if you were working out in the corral, but
mostly swearing was deemed unacceptable. A “special
emphasis clause” applied if Mom was in ear shot, not
so much out of respect as it was out of fear as to
how Fang might react. I never witnessed a wanton
violation of the “special emphasis clause” until I
was in my 30’s. Tuesday’s shocking primary election
in Delaware jogged my memory of the incident.
It was the mid 1980’s and I was in Wyoming doing
embryo transfer work on a couple of our Gelbvieh
cows. Mom was running the head catch and my younger
brother, Blaine, was pushing the donor cow up the
alley. “Pushing” is the correct verb as this
stubborn old gal locked all fours and refused to
step into the chute. Blaine poked her, slapped her,
twisted her tail completely around…twice…before he
gave up and threw his shoulder into her escutcheon
and lifted her backside up in the air. (Escutcheon
is the triangular sheet of hide between a cow’s
vulva and the top of her udder. I am using this
analogy just so I can use the word “escutcheon.”
Work that word into the conversation at your next
cocktail party and people will think you are smarter
than you really are.)
Blaine’s face was flame red, the veins were popping
out on his neck and the sweat was streaming down his
face. I know everyone has a snapping point, but I
had never seen Blaine reach his. That afternoon,
Blaine did. With perfect clarity, like it was
broadcast through a million dollar PA system, he
hollered, “Get in the chute you *&^%%$%%$)(*&##@#@$#
son of #@$#%^&^%^^^%$#...!” The world froze.
My jaw dropped. Mom’s hands fell limply from the
head catch lever; her mouth sprang open without a
sound. Even the cow bent her neck around and stared
at Blaine in disbelief. (Apparently even she knew
the “special emphasis clause.”) I can’t say for
sure, but I bet at that moment water swirling in
toilets of the northern hemisphere reversed and spun
in a counter-clockwise direction. Then, for no
apparent reason, the cow quietly stepped in the
chute. End of story and this brings me to my point.
Just as Blaine reached his limit, voters in Delaware
reached theirs on primary day, September 14th.
Americans are furious about this nation’s
incremental move into socialism and yet the ruling
class politician just doesn’t get it. I’ll be blunt:
Whether you consider yourself a Republican or
Democrat matters not, this election cycle if you are
a progressive you are going down. Christian,
conservative Christine O’Donnell soundly defeated 17
year progressive Republican Representative Mike
Castle; something the conventional wisdom pundits
said couldn’t be done. He is just one of many which
will be turned out to pasture because Americans
aren’t going to take it anymore. Progressives,
you’re fired. We patriots are taking our country
back and will only support public servants who will
abide by their oath of office to “support, protect
and defend the Constitution of the United States”…so
help us God. The line is drawn!
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